Ben and Arthur - 2002
this is a masterpiece that should be shown in every film school and im not even joking i know its not a comedy but i don'T think i have laughed this hard in a while, especially that one fight scene between ben and arthur actually deserves many awards (AND NONE OF THEM GOLDEN RASBERRY, THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN THAT) me and my friends had to rewind the part where ben punches arthur because how hilarious it was (i know it sounds bad but trust me its not) and the face expressions are just gold love that arthur thinks he ate each time he says something slightly sassy (and bro isnt wrong as well the dialogues be hard af sometimes) the third act was very funny especially because how 0-100 it changed. one moment ben and arthur are trying to get married the next ben gets shot? and arthur burns down a church and the father LIVE. do you want some actual review? no? too bad: some problems that were shown as major at the beginning get solved way too quickly such as arthur and ben not being able to get married. arthur makes a whole ass monologue about how they cant get married in hawaii then they learn that they can in Wisconsin? but their lawyer say that its going to be an expensive and long af journey so they are like oh shit but the next scene they go there and get married anyway??? and dont even get me started with the weird af time skips. After they get married in Wisconsin Arthur says that he is nervous and sad that even though they are currently married hes sad that it wont be the case when they get back to CA and then Ben says that that reality doesnt matter rn as they are not in CA right now and have a few days left in Wisconsin so they should have fun. Do you know what the next fucking scene is? Their plane going BACK TO CALIFORNIA!!! Like bro wtf at least show me a compliation of them hanging out there. Similarly, we learn that Ben is actually married to a bitch named Tammy (the best character btw) which is funny af because he was ready to get married to arthur at hawaii a day ago? anyway he goe sto confront Tammy after them not onteracting for 3 years (and bitch tammy has the audacity to question why they are getting a divorce) but tammy says that she doesnt want to get divorce and we get the impression that this is going o be a long ass process, and that bitch Tammy is going to be a regular antegonist but NOPE (2022. ha ha) the next scene they managed to get divorced after some? time and the next and last time we see bitch tammy is when she breaks into Ben's apartment with a gun and says "remember me??" no my wife of 5 years i do not recall you. then she fucks off. the end of that bitch tammy. dont even get me started with the acting its so obvious that they were all a group of porn actors (it shows, they are all gay af, even the supposed "straight" ones) who just fucked around (ha ha) and created this for fun, even though Sam at some point probably wanted to do something real which makes all of this even more hilarious. in all seriousness i am thankfull with this film as ลt made me laugh and gave me awesome stickers, it also gave me the confidence that I can actually be an actor if I really want to. how hard can it be right? also i can direct and write and produce and self publish my own films! Thanks sam mraovich you are my hero and i swear to arthur i am not being sarcastic. if you are by any chance reading this please somehow contact me i would love to be an extra in your next movie or whatever you are doing now. we even have similar sounding names! its a match made in porn heaven!!! 10/10 rating - would have been 11 if arthur and vincent made out in the end. sam if you contact me i can send you fanart of them.