what is the objectively best programming language

by @illusionaryrenoir ยท 7/29/2026, 8:35:50 AM

personally i think its the one thats best for the task you wanna do... but thats boring

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@abby-w-gail7/29/2026, 8:46:24 PM
replying to @barq: it is without a doubt has to be whitespace. i loved it so much i went to the university of st andrewโ€ฆ
whitespace and brainfucked are my goats lowkey, meeting the guy who made whitespace is genuienly insane
@Auctoria7/29/2026, 8:05:12 PM
scratch
@barq7/29/2026, 11:51:41 AM
it is without a doubt has to be whitespace. i loved it so much i went to the university of st andrews just to meet the guy who made it. based guy based language and objectively the correct choice
@raton7/29/2026, 11:39:07 AM
A consultant's default answer : "It depends" ! :-P
@abby-w-gail7/29/2026, 9:51:03 AM
javascript obviously (my personal fav is probably haskell because its awesome, other than that easiest to do stuff with is python (esp ai stuff and such) so my bet is towards those two, typescript for web frontend stuff and rust but who cares about those two smh my head)